Today was Burwood.
Took me ages to get there man GRR.
Hehe spent heaps of phone time to get to westfields when it was so fucking simple xD.
First went to get something to eat -- maccas ftw. Went shopping a bit and bought New Moon tickets. watched New Moon...people were gasping when Jacob took his shirt off...typical. And Grr!!! Edbert ima get you back for scaring me with the arm rest.
Went shopping for more presents =O haha Kylie is great with presents, didnt buy much though =[. I bought some stuff for myself =D a tie,tophat thingy, bowtie and another hat.

Ok I normally don't post on weekends because...well I got better things to do, but I HAVE to post today.

Hehe today was Parra and Tutor day. It began great, I woke up late ==. Alrite at cabra I remembered going Lidcombe from Sefton. I get to Sefton and no train to Lidcombe. I go back to cabra to direct to lidcombe because waited to long. I had to wait ANYWAY because i missed it and it was ironically the same amount of time. Fate much? I had to go early so i was with Kim, Nick, Quo, and Ethan. We went smiggle, woolies, iristar and toys r us. I got heaps of stuff for presents and cards =]

Ok running for tutor. It's 2-15. 2-20 Bought a ticket to Yagoona. 2-21 got on train WOO. 2-25 Get to Lidcombe. Checking the timetable. Oh why looky here...30 MINUTES TILL THE NEXT TRAIN. so that gives approx 2.55 FOR THE TRAIN TO ARRIVE. Waiting Waiting and I get to Yagoona at 3-15. I get to tutor at 3-20. I have a 1 hour english lesson. Oh btw i start at 2.40! ROFL. Glad actually =D.

Well today was fun ish, needa organise so much shit ;) Jennifer bro help me =D. Hehe today in PE we versed Blaker's class. It was in cricket =D. Sighh it was going well at first but then we lost 31 24 sniff sniff. Poor Kylie -- Ethan hit her with the ball =O. Sally got Thomas out LOLOLOL ^_^ ownt!

Commerce we had a sub LOL =] Meeeesta Cheong xD. Odd he kept on calling me Johnny...O.O" Stupid Edbert brought up my scarf X_XXXXX. We had to fill in a schedule thingo ROFLMAO. Man i dont have much variety =\ sniff.

Fuck bro Christmas is coming. Presents galore and needing some whores =]. Hehe wat drag, i'm so broke!!! NEED SOME CARDS SHIETLAGS =O.

hehe hi peoples
i now have a new apprentice (Jennifer) =]. mwahaha. anyways anyways people raged about math exam today =O you guys know what's really annoying? people knowing one's score before oneself does LOL. "you got 97" ..."say what..."

today our commerce class had our talks, it was very bullshitty =] still havent gotten the hang of public speaking xP. lunchtime me and Matt wait for over 20 minutes for Ellis to be free so i can show her a not even 5 minute presentation, WTF. i would post pictures but its 11pm and lately ive been feeling so exhausted GRRR.

Monday 23rd November 1.30am

I am so fukcing pissed off. Oh and recently I have learnt that long posts are boring so i will keep it to a minimal from now on as to not bore you all to death. Latest topic, the old fat bulldog known as Ellis. She gives our class an oral presentation DURING our exams and made it due a week after. Oh my fucking god, not even time to recuperate from the long hours of studying, just because she has nothing else better to do but sit on her gigantic ass and eat ice cream while watching some chick flick because she's NOT married and has NO kids and is slowly sinking into her dam couch.

Btw ima start posting poems/haikus on fictionpress.com if anyone wants to take a look (link will be posted on msn). And, if i remember, I will try and make lame pick up lines for a few laughs. Haha an anonymous person who I will not mention made a pick up line.

Guy: Hey, what's the difference between my penis and a chicken wing.
Girl: I don't know...
Guy: Let's go on a picnic and find out.

LOLS props to the composer, you know who you are.

JB out. and sorry for the lack of posts, started combat arms and I've got a lot of shit to deal with at the moment.

Sorry, havent posted for so long. Kinda got distracted by dramas and wasn't in good mood (:Coolest thing today was history, we found a picture of Min

Alrite this post will be for today (6/11) and yesterday (5/11) - pictures at the end-

ok yesterday in math i totally read Jason Lie to Me style. haha talked about people, having xray vision - who we would look at 1st if we had a choice. Haha he said Terence as a joke but 4got to bloody ask him again for a real answer but the mother fucker found out i lied about my person =.=. Haha he saw Dhanda get embarrassed when Jenny said he was wrong =O. Man Jason is improving by heaps, he saw me feel contempt and am SOOO not gonna say what it was ;).

ok in science, Apted wouldn't gimme my test back. He said he doesn't give back tests to people wearing scarves. THAT IS SO SLACK COZ TINAM WEARS SCARVES TOO =[. Why do teachers joke with me sniff sniff. The general assistant today (6/11), friendly pushed me and asked how i was going and stuff O.O". ok back to science. Julia got 37 OMG Jimmy got 36 OMG and i got 35...WOOO xD. When Tony was like to sir, I LOVE YOU SIR, he made this look...you know the one where you're thinking wtf... WE'RE GETTING LAPTOPS SOON WOO finally you fucking bitches. "oh yea u'll get it by July" <-- BULL FUCK.

Alrite ima skip to after school, went to Ed's place. Went to parra xD. fuck it was time to find Sally's erotic book xD. Ok ima talk in non chronological order. We looked around right and i couldnt find the erotic section until i recognised a fat chick in the romance section LOLS. Fuck so many books, I was gonna buy a book on sex positions for myself =[. Hehe we also went and bought hungry jacks, fuck im always the bloody slowest eater now. Hehe we also bought Jelly Beans =D, so much for buying chocolates for Jennifer xD. Hehe thn spent rest of our time at toys r us doing random shit xD. i think...

Back at his house just watched TV, had dinner, studied a bit of drama and then just read the erotic book outloud till I had to go home...which was lik a few pages through ROFLMAO.

Actually nvr mind today was pretty boring except i read a bit of the erotica at lunch haha. and checking out some grand chase stuff. right now watching scrubs over and over and having a stack XD. Man i cant believe how easily entertained i am.

NOTE TO ALL READERS
IF YOU EVER MEET HOWARD AT SCHOOL OR HAPPEN TO HAVE HIS NUMBER TXT HIM AND SAY "YOU SHOULD AUDITION FOR THE TALENT ADVANCEMENT PROGRAM" PLEASE DO NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS THIS IS VERYY URGENT!!

Thanks :) Jen

Oh btw i might be posting some of my vids with my crappy singing on them so watch out for those ones :D

This morning, i woke up, feeling so shit. So tired, I just wanna sleep all day. *sigh* If only school is like from 12-3pm. And omg! I lost my jumper AND my history book just b4 the exams man. Fuck me dead T.TOH! AND I FINALLY GOT MY CONDOMS FROM JEN! THANKS JEN <3333

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SALLY!!

3rd November 2009

WHY LOOKIE HERE, i wonder what day it is today. Most people would think it would be..a tuesday =\. NO STUPID PEOPLE XD, guess what, IT'S SALLY'S MOTHER FKING BIRTHDAY BITCHES LOLOL.

Ok in the morning, Sally got her SEX EDUCATION KIT from the one and only...no not me LOL, Jennifer. Jen spent like 5 hours on the kit =O. She even made a SEXPEDIA <-- wat a crap name, woulda called it SEXIPEDIA, SEXOPEDIA, SEXAPPEALDIA xD or some other horny shit to do with getting hard up and pedia =].

First period was drama, we had to make an improve. The thing is, we had to use ALL the letters of the alphabet and in the order. =O I was with Surabi, Aivee and Nilasi xD. We had the topic of EXAMS. It was so awesome. I kept on looking at my palm xD haha. Oh wells. We were so fking random i swear it was ALL over te place, I had to say "Baby what's wrong" and talk yoda style xD.

Recess was odd...because i don't remember a FUCKING THING.

5 minutes later

THATS RIGHT. i think i was playing around with that spongebob thing xD. For some reason we talk about tampons and shit haha. Very weird =] OMG I NEVER KNEW TAMPOSN WERE SO SMALL AND MUFFY SHOWED ME HIS EXPERIMENT XDD.

ok now it's PDHPE we just talked about some random stuff. LOL THE GLASSES WE'RE GONA GET FOR LAPTOP LOOK UGLYYYY ><.

Hehe now it's english class. OH OH NO WAIT IT'S SAS BOO YAH BITCH FUCKERS. I was with Aivee and Muffy, two awesome peoples =]. We were so fucking hardcore, we ZOOMED through the back section of ...that office Boyko and other lady are in that we usually arent allowed in. SCAN SCAN SCAN place place place, chat chat chat so bloody great. LOL AIVEE TURNS ON 2-3YR OLD KIDS. xD one kid was like to her "how you doing *wink wink*" and his mum comes and apologises but his dad says "that's my boy" - EYES BURST OPEN - LOL WTF. oh and this other kid is lik walking right, and then he slaps her ass LOLOL. oh oh and theres this kid in a pram right, he fking squeezed her ass and the mum apologises and moves him, hes fking smiling and he drools xD. She said she saw him try and move his pram towards her. ANDDD he frkkn made this gesture like both one's hands are squuezing two tennis balls xD. Fuck we talked about heaps of shit which i will tell no1 UNLESS, they ask and i decide to and...well if i remember =\ <--- main factor BWAHAHAHAH xD.

Lunch... fuck guys, i cant feel much of the heat but you guys are sweating ( for Jamie it's - he's producing an OCEAN <-- no exaggeration- of sweat ). haha we talked about high and low chucks, and then shoes, and those freaking weird...gladiator sandals umm what else... and some other shit i dont remember. LOLS.

VOLLEYBALL. fuck poor girl, yr 10 got something in her eye and it was pink - pat pat -. Anyways fuck, i was on a ROLE - no not volleyball, INSULT WISE BOO YAH BABY - xD. I got to even insult Mr Mackay, oh but that jackass is so mean, he launched multiple insults back at me and OH MY GOD...for one of them...IT MADE ME SPEECHLESS. and since its me, BIG DEAL. you guys noe what he said?! X_X he said "dont blame others for your shortcomings..or the fact your short" FUCK THATS SO CUT. lik WTH am i suppose to say to that =.=. and wats sad, i couldnt evn get my real guns out and nail is fking ass for that comment becoz it would be going too far ==.

Alrite hw nows =[. Bye
JB out.

HEY (:
Its sally 'ere, joining Jen's and John's blog. -cough- COME TO MY OTHER SHARED BLOG! WE HAVE FREE COOKIES (: --> http://wearethepenislovers.blogspot.com

Anywayss, today is a special day. Guess why.. ITS MY 15TH BDAY! Dont say im old.. cos my short height makes me look younger than YOU :P Thanks to all the people who gave me presents, especially Jen who gave away her precious 5 hours of her life, preparing a special bday present for me. Some people are just so stubborn on giving me presents but then again I LOVE PRESENTS <333.

OMG PEOPLES I NEED HELP

alrite, I NEED new music, please post songs-artist-genre in the chatbox PLEASE OMG..

Have you guys ever had one of those days where you couldn't stop thinking about something or things related to it? Lols I'm having one of those days. What gets you guys thinking? Haven't you guys ever thought that thinks couldn't get worse and then BAM, it does? Or you're in denial and the odds of something happening are like a million to one and then BAM, wtf it happens. It's funny how the world works. If there really is a greater omnipotent power in existence, man it's bias. You see those people that have it all and then those that have nothing.

Oh and another thing that's unfortunate about homosapiens is that even though we are currently in dominance in the modern age, we still have not overcome the weakness of desire. For example, people that have anything anyone could ever want in any aspect, still want more and sometimes have so much self pity that they think they do not have much of the object, whether abstract or materialistic. Young kids aren't included in this because...well let's face it, they aren't old enough to fully comprehend situations either way, they probably just want the other kid's lollipop, ball or stupid plastic doll.

There's one specific type of desire which I despise like no other because so many people are affected by it's unmerciful and luring aspects which differ from person to person. There's no official name that I know of but I call it "Dead-End" desire. Desire where you know it's never going to happen and yet you still want it no matter how impossible it sounds. Since we're only human, even thinking about these desires hurts, regardless that it is only a figure of the mind.

Having fantasies, imaginations and delusions are also a common factor that we humans have not conquered as of yet. It's funny how one thought can make you feel happy and then after snapping out of the mindset, be down in the dumps. Guess this is why some people resort to drugs, for that temporary moment of unparalleled happiness and why they become addicted. Fantasies, imaginations and delusions, I guess, are exactly the same thing, except are free. Unless you count a feeling of depression and smack-hard realisation hitting you in the face as a cost then, that's probably all it.

In Sefton PDHPE, they talk about having relationships (no not smooching and all that crap - bonds between to people). They say it needs to be equal yea? Well the thing is, in my opinion, there is no real equal relationship in existence, it's impossible to have a totally balanced relationship. Either it's one person giving all of themself and the other person giving nothing or both giving and receiving but different amounts. The difficult thing is differentiating between the types of relationships. The factor, I say, that affects how you perceive your relationship with someone is your imagination. It can lead to so many possibilities of what you think and can either make or break you. Pity for some that it breaks them since they give all yet don't receive an equal amounting resulting in a feeling of being unappreciated, presumably.

All right it's 2am now and I've rambled on enough. Seriously, what do you guys think?
JB signing out and catching some ZZs

Another Thai+me Story :D

There was once an innocent boy named John.
One afternoon he went to his local park to play and he met someone ;).
The someone who he met was bursting with energy and was eager to go.
John was curious of this person's name and asked what it was.
The girl replied, "I wanna know yours first!"
John answered, "Well my name is John, What's your name?"
"My name is what ever you want it to be John =]"
"Ok then, ill just call you mine :)"

The girl was so amazingly turned on by this and asked for his phone number.
"0565834729 heehee, what's yours babe?"
"Babe? I thought my name was mine. =[ Just for that im not giving you it."
"Playing hard to get eh? I like that in a girl. Very... fiesty. How about I make it up to you by taking you to a movie this Saturday?"
"IS THAT HOW YOU ASK A GIRL OUT? MAN I THOUGHT YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!??!"
"Haha i do know what i'm doing. I got you mad didn't i? I LOVE when a girl gets aggressive."
Somehow, the little boy John and the girl talked all the way to Liverpool Westfields.

They went into the movie called "Having sex in the city."
There the boy John saw his EX and she was still as HOT as ever.
His ex walked over to him and begun to talk.
"Hi," she said, "I got a new boyfriend now and he is much hotter than you will ever be."
"Right... I'm sorry that I'm not able to satisfy a high maintenance, emotionally unstable bitch. Lucky I have found another girl who is much better than you are so I can rock her world better than what i had with you. Now FUCK OFF, I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH MY GIRL. (sorry for the profanities)
Suddenly the ex started crying and started to stutter, "I-I w-w-was j-just w-wanted to..." (dramatic walk away)
The girl with John said "OMG. That was such a turn on." And they started making out...
She then broke the kiss and said, "By the way I'm a man."
John was beyond shocked, "Well... that makes things more interesting. So what's your name?"
"The names Theresa, nice to meet you"
"Oh lets keep making out... but... lets move it to behind a dumpster."
"Eww that smells but let's go." But when they moved to the dumpster... The ex was there