The Epic Adventure of CHILDREN'S FEST

I would also like to add on from the previous post
I just wanna say that SEUNG RI'S ABS ARE SO HOTT.......*daydreams*

BIG BANG, G DRAGON AND SUJU PRIDE FTW!! <333



Well, hopefully you all know the sexy korean bands Big Bang and Super Junior. Upon knowing who they are you then have to agree that KOREAN BOY BANDS ARE HOTT!! And i would just like to justify why. The following reasons are:

1. HAVE YOU SEEN SEUNG RI AND G DRAGON...EVER?? if you have you have to agree that they are the 2 hottest guys in Big Bang right now here's vids for you to see. HeartBreaker (G Dragon) and Strong Baby (Seung Ri)

2. Well, Super Junior's Dong Hae and Kim Kibum are also very hot (but nothing compared to Seung Ri and G Dragon, of course) but still AWESOME (note if you do not know who they are google them....WARNING THEY ARE SUPER HOT)

Here's the vid for their new song SUPERGIRL by Super Junior M ><>

3. They are UBER AWESOME SINGERS...do not come up to me and say they lip sync cos i already know that

4. Their TOTALLY COOL DANCE MOVES. The vids practically PROVE IT

5. OMGOSH THEIR CLOTHES ARE SUPER DUPER BRILLIANT (note. didnt want to say awesome too much) i like the nerdy look Han Geng ;D

This was what one person said about them:

THEY ARE HOT!
AWESOME
GOOD AT SINGING
AND DANCING

This is an actual quote out of the convo....yes im not the only one obessed :3

Well that wraps up why i think Korean Boy Bands Big Bang and Super Junior are awesome. Please leave POSITIVE COMMENTS in our new and improved chatbox

Jen (with a massive obession) <333

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SXC BDAY BOY!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my awesome and sexy best friend HOWARD!! *fireworks*
today he has turned 15 and i would like to dedicate this post to him.
so here's a shout out to howard and happy 15th.

If you're feeling down or upset
At least you'll know
That you can always trust one awesome person to hug and talk to
All day and night long :)

A Special Shout Out to a Special Person

FROM JEN<3333

P.S. There will be WAY MORE on the card so be patient because i will go on forever on this post if i wrote EVERYTHING down on this :D
Well, let me continue and say that THANKS for being there for me, i REALLY appreciate it <3. I hope that you have had a sexy time today, like you hoped for :)

OMG sorry guys. Haven't had time to blog and net connection's a little fucked up X_X.

Ok anyway I wake up. I see some yellow-orangey light on my walls. I'm thinking "oh fck i slept through the afternoon?!" ok now i go and look out my window and think "oh crap, needa go optometrist now T_T" haha

turns out there was this HUGEEE duststorm and now there's a shade of yellow =]. I arrive at school at 8am as usual and the strange thing is, people who usually come a lot later, CAME EARLY =O. Must be the whole colour of the sky thing haha.

First period was history and we talked about how Gallipoli was so important. Sorry not much to talk about that.

Aight recess...recess...WTF HAPPENED AT RECESS?! oh fck it cant remember.

Now it's science. Me and Tracey for some reason start making jokes against Connie haha, shit thing was, Connie didn't seem to notice so all the fun was taken out of it. We then watched a video and blah blah blah DONT GIVE A CRAP. omg you know Scope? fark all the info is interesting and all but OH MY GOD, all those fcking effects are SOO cheesy and his jokes are fucking uber lame. It's like a teacher trying to make a joke in class about...oh i don't know GEOMETRY or some shit. To host of scope: please DO NOT BOTHER TRYING, NO-ONE LAUGHS.

ok Math, total boring whack job. Linear Functions is all we did. Haha Seema asks Jason if he's dating Jason and he gives the "wtf, - sigh - i'm so sick of this" look ahahaha.

Alright just to clear things up: JASON IS NOT/DID NOT DATE TERENCE OR LUCY. haha <--- cut for both of them xD.

Lunch nows. Viv from yr 10 borrowed sci book. Her Words Of Wisedom (quoted to the best of my ability): "DO NOT FUCKING CHUCK OUT YR 9 BOOKS, UR GONNA NEED THEM X_X"

haha, ok anyways I start talking with Linda (do NOT tell anyone), Ed comes and we start talking about...ok fine I don't remember either. Now heaps of people come and then we talk about random shit. OH THATS RIGHT, ICE SKATING OUTTING -- GOTTA PLAN. Anyways haha we began trashing Jamie and he was totally lost xD. Terence and Jason come running by, Jason with a bottle and Terence literally soaking wet, talk about see through ( dayum too bad Lucy wasn'y there, she'd get horny so fast that the next second she gets an orgy LOL ) -- oh im dead for that when she reads it --. haha I ask Jason "are you really surprised people think you're dating Terence?"

hahaha

Ok now it's PE. We copied overheads for a while. End of the lesson we done roleplays. Me Jamie Naomi and Julia do a scene about being pressured into sex. haha Jamie was suppose 2 get bashed by Julia coz he was forcing her 2 hav sex with him xD. For a positive scene, I'm uber upfront. Quote : "Hey...you wanna have sex?" xD Brian also ends up pregnant with Thomsas' baby =O.

ok english tutor nows. xD

the last bit of class, everyone does lik 1 line of poetry right. Sir puts some together and he makes up how he interprets the poem. Fck he makes this uber awesome response about it representing modern lifestyle of humans and fark so pro.

Translated directly, it walks about angels, the sea, fat green frogs LOL, "i don't have a second line", a frown, school and yea LOLOLOLOL FUNNY =]

that was my day xD

btw net still fcked

PS. haha Terence fully wet Linda, no not sexually LOLS, poured a bottle of water over her head xD. I was pretending to be nice and dry her hair then flicked the water in Ed's face MWAHAHAH. Fark i nearly got Terence with Danny's bottle =[ sniff sniff. Thinking about making him "sticky" with ice tea instead LOLOLOL.

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  Langa telling us that he was really disppointed at our history class and not living up to the "standards"


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  Pollock is making us do a training timetable for an athlete


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  Holt made us watch Bend it like Beckham (nearly cried)


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  And Kumar, i think it was, moved me for talking and laughing to much during RFP T.T


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  ohhh and i swam with my busted ankle (but it didnt hurt that much)

So overall, it was a pretty dull day (as per usual) see ya later but next time hopefully I've got more interesting news to share

JEN :D

P.S. i would also like to say that sally was VERY horny today. Imagine this scenario (dreamy music is playing in background):

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  John is showing Christina how to do a dance move, the 6 step or something like that.


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  Sally walks somewhere near Min


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  Min asks what Christina and John are doing on the ground


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  Sally thinks of this:

Hey guys, I can't blog for a little bit because of Commerce assignment >< i'l start blogging again after Monday.

Bb =],
JohnBoi

ZOMFG AFTER THE FIRST POST, I FIND THE FUCKING IPOD UNDER A PIECE OF PAPER 1 MINUTE AFTER PRESSING PUBLISH POST. MOTHER FCKIN SHIT ASS

you know what's odd, now that I think about it, how does ice cream comfort you, just gives you a brain freeze o.o". Probably gonna make you sick haha. What things comfort you guys? xD

JohnBoii signing off.

Morning was fun ish. Play handball =D.

First period was english and we watched friends and frasier. SOOO funny =]. Note to self, give Tanveer Friends Episode.

Recess versed Jennifer in Tap Tap and WON OMG and jynxed Sally when vsing Eddie xP.

Second period was Science, so gey. Just done questions and some meanings and shit.

Third was history, went computer room and done some research shit.

Sport was shit, first it was 2 out of 3 sets is a win then it's fucking 3 out of 5. We should have won but noooo. >.> And we lost by one point again fucking hell. Sick of all this shit.

Now eating pizza and gotta do work.

Sorry nothing really interesting happened todays.

Note to Self: Do homework, Finish history, Start on Commerce, Review PE assi/start, practice 6 step, make up toprock transitions, 20 push ups, 50 sit ups, do drops then do tutor homework. oh and FIND FUCKING IPOD

JohnBoii out.

Well today, Holt's class played Euro....on the team there was obviously me, jenny n., tony, robert and jessica h.. We started off badly losing to tracey's team.....but then we gained some wins that was good... but anyway we were verusing the PRO team (jessica t., johnny, min, cindy and andy) and i was near the goal place... AND THEN I TRIPPED OVER MY FCKING DAMN SHOELACE!! but it hurt BADLY....it even made my knee bleed...anyway when i got home i could still kinda walk and then i took my shoe off......FCK NOW I CANT EVEN WALK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM and i even had to LITERALLY CRAWL up the stairs to get to the fcking comp T.T and on top of that my dad told me off abt spraining my ankle WTF !! he goes and i quote 'Why does it always have to be you? YOU dont see anybody else spraining there ankle. You need to train more' etc etc WTF HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TRAIN MY FOOT?? OMGOSH no 'are you alright?' no 'can i get you anything' BAH all i get is WHAT ABT SWIMMING?? ARGHH supportive dad i've got T.T now i have to do history blehhhhh

cya for now
Jen with a busted ankle T.T

You guys know what sucks? The human civilisation. If we're so advanced and so much more fucking intelligent than anything else on this god dam planet, why is it that we aren't capable of the most simple tasks oh like i don't know... moving onto different things instead of just lingering on a stupid mother fucking dead end? Why is it that for some people it's basically impossible. Wouldn't it be better if we could just be born, grow up, find a random partner, have kids AND DIE. Then the repetitive cycle would start yet again. It's like a thousand times better. Why did things have to become so complicated anyway. Why do humans have to be able to experience feelings such as jealousy, hatred, loathing ( same shit different smell ) and all the other crap. Yea there are the good feelings such as being happy and BLAH BLAH BLAH but no it's not fucking worth it in my opinion so GO GET SCREWED COMPLICATED LIFESTYLE.

Ok now that i have finished raging about stuff and gotten thigns out of my system, YOU GUYS CAN HEAR ABOUT MY DAY =].

Ok morning sort of sucked =[. Woke up at 7.15 ( in my terms that's like UBER late ). Farout man couldn't style hair properly with mini straightener =[ oh wells. Now at school. Me and Sal were spazzing about our test on quadratic equations hahah. ( yea she complains about getting 44/45 ) I think the whole morning was just about math, how nerdy is that LOLS.

Now it's first period and it's PE prac. Zomg <---- woah haven't used that in a while LOL -> we ran a gey lap around the oval =[. Aim was like about 2 minutes and 10 seconds? Next time it's gonna be 1 minute and 50 seconds - sob sob -. Our class did softball and Holt did umm Euro. We done some drills and shit and when we did this time where one person runs on the bases while the other person tries to tag the chaser, Thomas stacks it twice, once while chasing and once being chased. OMG he stole Patrick's job =O.

Recess now.. wasn't interesting, just talked with Xtina Duong =O.

English was pretty cool, watched this REALLY old film where people are stranded on an island. It's basically a sitcom so haha. =] The crew member was very stupid ^_^. The next thing we watched was an Episode of Happy Days. This teenage ...dude got fully wasted and "learnt a lesson".

Science was a total drag, just done some questions and stuff.

Lunch was all right ish. Lost to Jennifer in speed sniff sniff. AND WE TOOK PICTURES OF A DICKHEADED PENGUIN which resembles to a vampire o.o" haha. And Robert stuck his head in the bin ^_^ and his coins dropped in the bin. Austin awesomely goes into the battlezone and retrieves our injured allies. All thanks to Austin, the coins were back.





Commerce was a complete shit. Watched a video and wrote notes for a stinking report due.

Ok so my day fully sucked and am now depressed beyond the boundaries of human nature and am probably critical of every little thing at the moment.

JohnBoii Out <3> (can't do a heart without closing the arrow head thing.

Ok today was shiet, slept at like 3am in the morning and woke up at iuno by my sister's dog licking my face all over and smelt like dog. BUT OH MY GOD!! it was SOO cute <3 loved it omggggg =[. Anyway so I slept again till like 12pm and mum gave me the straightener i asked for. It's like uber small so it's great for me =D. Just played audition for like a while till I had to go get changed and shit for tutor. Ok at tutor FUCK MAN I GET MY ENGLISH TEST BACK AND LIKE I LOST 5 MARKS BECAUSE I DEFINED WORDS INSTEAD OF WRITING THEM INTO SENTENCES ==. Surprising thing was that I got B+ for my incomplete short story ROFLMAO. Ok math time, got test results for that back to, so fucking sad. Got 38/45 =[ sigh only 84% - sob sob - Anyway got pictures of Victor, Thai, Martin and Brenda from St George xD.


haha i was very bored =] anyway, my day sucked xD.

Today, in science, we had to do a mining investigation thing and the choco chip cookie was the land and waste rock while the choco chip bits were the valuable mineral inside of it. Well my group (me, sally and surabi) decided on two methods:
1. Scooping and scraping it out
2. Scooping and melting it out (this one suggested by me of course)
Anyway, we went on our way to doing the experiment thing. First we used the scapel and scooped and scraped all the choco chips that we could get out, then the fun bit came. We set up the busen burner and started to burn the cookie.....sadly it didnt turn out too well........i ended up burning the underneath of the cookie T.T but still we managed to get more of the chocolate out of the cookie and our cookie was still intact (take that other teams....nah lol) anyway, i decided to keep the cookie for lunch.......i was going to take a victory picture of it but then john and edbert ate it >.<'
And now the unchoco chip cookie is probably making its way down along their digestive tract and you probably know whats going to happen to it after that...but all i wanted to say to the cookie was R.I.P. i miss you cookie

CYA
jen

Today was such a bore.
Morning was FUCKED UP, played UNO and fcking Edbert forced me to take his shit cards when he got uber fail, then he told me to take all of Roberts cards except one, so I got like 75% of the dam total deck.
First was stupid drama, have to do research, so fcking gay. Anyways me and Victoria were eating burger rings =] VERY SXCCCC.
Recess was...uneventful i think. Just looked at Jamie's poker chips xD, no idea why he brought it to school.
Eng was second period, WATCHED FRIENDS and some other show, Door Handler or something. Anyways The Friends eps we watched were the one where Monica's credit card got stolen and another one which i forgot LOL.
Ok now its Science for third period. Basically done like 6 questions using heaps of sheets. =O
Lunch was uneventful, bought blue quench and a beef burger. Farout so many people ate from my poor burger, AND ED RIPPED PIECES OF IT =[. Poor burger.
Math was last period, awesome period =]. Talked about heaps of different stuff but all I remember is telling him about mirrors. ARGH so fucking freaked out. Oh and Andrew Chung likes telling people when he needs to go pee ==.

Anyways catcha laters peoples <3
JohnBoii

I woke up this morning right and i thought it was going to be a bit windy, like yesterday, so i put on my stockings to go to school.......and guess what?? THERE WAS NO FCKING WIND!! dammit i was sweating my arse off in my stockings.....stupid unreliable weather report. YES I MEAN YOU CHANNEL 7, 9 &10 WEATHER REPORTERS!!! arghhhhhh
Now onto kristovskis.....oh gosh i have her like EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 80 MINUTES omgosh....as if 3 times a week wasnt enough....the only good thing is the bludge and sometimes she forgets homework as well.......BUT I CANT BELIEVE SHE FORGOT TO MAKE US HAND IN THE EXTENDED RESPONSE!! OMGOSH I WROTE 963 WORDS....but i dont wanna bring it up the whole class would probably hate me T.T
Anyway onto my bad luck. I HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER!! geeeeeeeeeeee.....you know how you have raffles and stuff like that in primary school yehh?? well no matter how many times i enter or buy raffle tickets I NEVER WIN!! but take my brothers for instance..... THEY FCKING WIN A LOT OF THING!!!! ARGHHHH no wonder why i cant find any 4 leaf clovers cos my luck probably makes them WILT away
Still i guess i dnt have that much bad luck cos otherwise john wouldnt be my slave......oh wait SOMEONE took my ordering rights away from me *ahem* *deathglare* (dw abt this if you dont know what im talking abt)

So thats enough raging for today.......tells talk abt more undepressing matters
LOL today john did do a zillion star jumps, LOL bad luck john thats what you get for crossing Edbert and telling him to be DELIBERATELY mean too you, and did 10 laps?? back and forth the quad hehehe it was funny
What else?? hmmmm
well on tuesday....there was an incident......in power walking, im not going to mention any names, but this SOMEONE started complaining to me....this person said and i quote "Hey Jen why is dirt so dirty?"o.O...........well lets just leave it at that then

AHHHHHHH well gtgs now hope you can put up with more of my rage posts nxt time :P

Ok morning was fcked up, me and mum started fighting for lik 1 hour and a fcking half so I was fcking late.

First period was math, cumulative frequency tables and shit stuff. Texted Sally in math heaps, THERES NO-ONE ELSE THAT WILL RESPOND. =[ Very boring in Math, thank god I got Jason to talk to otherwise zzz. The kangaroo donation shiet went around and I donated lik $1-$2 worth of silver coins =].

Recess was a fcking drag, most of the time I was ordered to walk back and forth as punishment from my beloved ass young master Chung for poking my dam tongue at him, SLACK MUCH. and then i was forced to do like a CABILLION STAR JUMPS and then SIT UPS. Young Master Ed, YO AIN'T MY PDHPE TEACHER DAMMIT LOL.

Ok second period was sci. Went to the library to do research and shit for assignment. I raged at Brandon and sir said I had a venomous tongue or something just cause I told Brandon to go die, PFFT. That old jackass ==.

Ok Third period was commerce and we done our speeches. Before it Xtina B started spazzing cause she didn't know it was today. =O Anyways there were two video entries and they were both AWESOMEEEE xD. (Louisa's and Stephanie's) and (Peter's, Julie's, Trendee's and Rebecca's). Haha LS's was very dramatic and informative =]. It was like watching the people on the bold and the beautiful xD. Especially the bit where Louisa collapses onto her knees, VERY awesome =]. PJTR's were funny as fck, there was a gun scene, Peter cross dressing in public - poor dude - and a bit where Trendee gets kidnapped :). Very awesome presentations.

Ok now its lunch, very funny =]. Stupid Edbert made me run a lap again =[ he's so fucking mean this week!! :'( talk about PMS LOLOL (omg don't kill me when you read this) . Haha anyway he told me to chuck my shoe at this kid with the most retarded laugh, WORSE THAN HOWARD'S MIGHT I ADD. Anyway he only joked but Muffy actually took his shoe off and THREW the shoe and it hit the right person RIGHT ON THE HEAD WITH THE HEEL HITTING HIM XD. Sxc aim bro =]. Anyway Ed told me to go kick the yellow poles near the way to lockers under the History Staffroom and now a bruise is developing.

Ok History now for fourth period. Learnt about Gallipoli and watched this WW1 video, very sad cause so many people died because of such a stupid retard. Alot of male nudity without the penises, too graphic ==. Haha i bet Aivee got turned on my Mel Gibson ;) OH BTW HE'S ALOT YOUNGER THAN NOW SO YEA LOL.

So that was the end of my school day =] now just gonna do some MOFOING GAY WORK.
Bye, lots of love,
JohnBoii

ARGHHHH!!! just had tutoring T.T EWWWWW anyway i go tutoring from 6-8 (used to be 5-8) and i do english and science right....and my dad ALWAYS pesters me about tutoring homework QUOTE have you done tutoring homework yet 5 minutes later have you finished tutoring homework yet OMGOSH its so annoying and the annoying level gets doubled cos he's talking in viet and in viet its 10 times more annoying.....or maybe its just me mehhhh
so anyway i hardly have homework and he goes off at me for not having tutoring hw .....like WTF ARGGGHHH so pissed off about tutoring.....
GOSH tutoring is useless i swear, well atleast my tutoring place is......i wanna quit so much but i cant T.T so sad......
out of 3 of my post 2 are like rage posts hmmmm i need to talk abt more happy stuff....mehh maybe nxt time

CYA

Oh my god, ITS 9 DAY 2DAY

holy cow =O

ok 1st period was history and we learnt all about WW1 and how it started with some guy getting shot and the Triple Alliance and Triple Entente spazzing and killing each other =O.

ok recess....dont think there was much here, dont remember much LOLS sorry ppls k/3

sci was AWESOME. we "dissected" poor lil choc chip cookies mmmmm. Anyways we were given a scalpel, scissors and sweezer thingos and you needed to extract as much chocolate from the cookie as possible. haha wat a FAIL the cookie died =]. Next was, pissed me off bad, to extract the chocolate while trying 2 preserve the stupid cookie. hehe it cracked into lik 6 pieces =].

Next was oh my god math ==. Hehe me and Jason talked about heaps of shit, BY WRITING coz dhanda said he only got 1 chance sniff sniff. Anyways I got bored and took 2 fotos =]


i Was very bored LOLOLOL. Anyways next would be lunch =]. 1st half went bookclub cause i Had to. But we learnt a bit about brainwaves and shiet. Delta - unconscious, Theta and Alpha - sleeping and Beta FULL ASS AWAKE =]

Anyways second half of lunch, got bored and asked Kim to style my hair =]. OH AND LYNDA CHICKENED OUT WHEN TRYING 2 SING TO RANDOM PEOPLE THAT KNEW HER BRO LALALALA AND AHHAHAHAHAAH. Poor girl =].




Last period was PDHPE roflmao. Fell asleep =].

Now i had tutor and guess who the new student is...ANNA VU ^_^ hehe
me and Thai were also being very dirty ;) mweheheh

Catcha laters peoples,
JohnBoii

CAPS FOTOS FTW, btw its just inone big pic, cbb 2 make them separate ;)
sorry bout the pixelatedness =[

OMGOSH!!DONT YOU THINK THAT YOUR PARENTS ARE SO WEIRDDDD SOMETIMES!!! EFF today my brother lost his bus pass today and then he ingeniusly (is that how you spell it??) told my mum. My mum started raging at him for losing his bus pass and not wanting to pay 90 CENTS for his bus fare everyday....then she started to rage at me for not waking up early......it's not MY fault i like my sleep as most people know.....and now she's muttering under her breath about something.....gosh she over reacts so much.....woah it's like everytime my brother does something wrong she always comes back to ME doing something wrong GEEEEE how does she find the multiple reasons to blame me for almost EVERYTHING.....

OMGOSH!! POWER WALKING!! i think nature has something against me....today my legs got hit my the same branch two times (one on the way and one back) stupid broken branch....mehh but it was a nice walk none the less :)

and today i also saw my old crush at sefton....hmmmmmmmmmm he still looked alright i guess mehh i dont really care anymore but sally wanted to see his face...which reminds me i need to ask john something

ANYWAYS i hope you learnt something new from my post.....if you dont know what it was then it was BEING THE ELDEST CHILD YOU ALWAYS GET THE BLAME FOR SOMETHING YOUR YOUNGER BRO/SISTERS DID!!~

Ok First period was drama. GOT A NEW ASSIGNMENT YAY Z_Z

Recess lol witnessed a 6 way sorta thing with Edbert analing Terence, Terence into i Jason and Jason into lik 3 ppl? I think there was Kim Lucy and someone else. Very weird. Me and Ed also put our heads in a bin twice, btw doesnt smell like a bouquet of roses dammit.

Second period was PE. Just done some questions on Bend It Like Beckham. Ori was nice and told me to take off my jumper so I wouldn't get caught by Demop =].

Third was English, started on humour i think. Very boring, what a shiet day.

Lunch was...boring waited for Sally at office =.="

Sport was a fucking drag, fucking lost by one point, swear hate volleyball now =.=" no fcking point in trying, gonna lose every other single FUCKING game anyway. GOD

Bye,
JohnBoii